Registered Dietitian
Doumit
Nawfal
Counting your calories. Acknowledging the Tribal Chief.
📍 Somewhere near a smoke-filled arena
About
Doumit is a dietitian who can build you a 7-day meal plan in his sleep, provided the plan is built around whatever Roman Reigns is reported to eat.
A lifelong WWE devotee, he evaluates every client the way the Bloodline evaluates a challenger: with a long stare, a slow nod, and a verdict delivered in the third person.
His professional motto is "Head of the Table". Nobody at the clinic has had the heart to ask what table.
Vital Statistics
Self-reported. Currently under appeal.
Protein, carbs, fat, and 'Spear Energy'.
The meter does not go higher. We tried.
Genuinely good. Don't tell him.
Skills
Gaming Taste
Doumit has played three games. On the strength of this, he considers himself a gamer, a critic, and an authority on the state of the gaming industry. He has opinions about studios he has never touched, genres he has never tried, and consoles he has never owned. Each opinion is delivered with the confidence of a man who has beaten WWE 2K as Roman Reigns 2,400 times.
WWE 2K
Wrestling sim
Undefeated (as Roman only)
Has never selected another wrestler. Has never lost. These facts are related.
The Last of Us Part II
Action-adventure
Hot take holder
Believes it is better than Red Dead Redemption 2 in every single way. Yes, every way. Yes, he's serious.
Uncharted
Action-adventure
Nathan Drake apologist
Loves a man who climbs walls and quips. Would also love Roman Reigns if he climbed walls and quipped.
Red Dead Redemption 2
Open world
Overrated, according to him
Ranks it below The Last of Us Part II. This opinion has ended friendships. It will end more.
Career Trajectory
Early years
Discovers WWE
Immediately realizes that nutrition is just kayfabe for the body.
University
Nutrition & Dietetics
Graduates. Thesis rumored to include a chapter on superstar meal plans.
Now
Practicing Dietitian
Clients lose weight. Clients also learn far too much about the Bloodline storyline.
Future
WrestleMania Front Row
Will bring a protein bar. Will cry when the music hits.
Fun Facts
- Has never finished a conversation without saying "Acknowledge me".
- Believes a spear is a valid form of cardio.
- Once prescribed a client "Ula Fala-level confidence" as a supplement.
- Knows every Roman Reigns title reign by date. Does not know what day it is.
- Library: 3 games. Opinions on the gaming industry: unlimited.
In His Own Words
“Your body is your island. I'm the Tribal Chief of your pantry.”
“Carbs aren't the enemy. The Usos turning on Roman was the enemy.”
Evidence
Had enough of Doumit?